Mark.
22.
Actor.
Writer.
Lover.
Raging homosexual.
I really have been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
Take off your shoes and stay awhile. I tell great stories and make one MEEEEEAN omelette.
Reblogged from blackrockmaru  6 notes

blackrockmaru:

I wish I was a magical girl...So my friend had been bragging to me for a week now (-ish) that he had downloaded the BRS game off the Playstation Network and was playing it and stuff…And he knows I love BRS to death and have been meaning to buy her game, but alas thought it unproductive since I don’t know Japanese very well…So I killed him. I shall but a Vita soon *___* hopefully..Also, this took forever to upload =_=;;; I hope it doesn’t make your eyes bleed.

I’M IN A GIF. I’M IN A GIF. I’M IN A GIF. I’M IN A GIF. I mean I die in it but I’M IN A FUCKING GIF

Reblogged from venividivero  2 notes

OKAY MARK, I GET IT.

venividivero:

I WILL DELIVER SUCH AN AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING FAKE ORGASM FOR YOU THAT EVERYONE WILL EITHER HAVE AWKWARD BONERS OR DAMP PANTIES.

THAT WAY JUST WHEN I’M ABOUT TO HIT THE PEAK THEY’RE ALL SQUIRMING…

AND THEN I WILL SAY… 

”..no! Forget it. It’s not happening.” 

AND THEY WILL HATE ME BECAUSE THEY ALL WANTED TO HEAR IT HAPPEN.

HAPPY?

This is why Veronica is my favorite woman on this fucking planet.

Reblogged from iwillalwayslistentoyou  6 notes
  • Veronica:

    GOTOSLEEP. NAO.

  • Me:

    NO. U.

  • Veronica:

    NO U. NAO. U GO NAO.

  • Me:

    NO NO NO GERTRUDE. U.

  • Veronica:

    I NO GO. I TALKA BOYS.

  • Me:

    YES U. U GO. STOPA TALKA BOYS. U GO BED. GO SLEEPY.

  • Veronica:

    NO. I NE'ER TALKA BOYS. SO I TALKA BOYS NAO. U GO BED

  • Me:

    Y CANT I STAY UP WHILE U TALKA BOYS. IS NOT FAIR.

  • Veronica:

    LIFE NO FAIR. NOOOO FAIR. U GO NAO.

  • Me:

    U NOT LIFE. U GO BED.

  • Veronica:

    I LIFE.

  • Me:

    NO.

  • Veronica:

    I ALL OF DE LYFE. YES.

  • Me:

    U STUPID.

  • Veronica:

    U BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR. U GO NAO.

  • Me:

    U BEEN HERE ALL UR LIFE. A MILLION FOUR HOUR. THAT TOO LONG.

  • Veronica:

    I AM LIFE.

  • Me:

    U GO. U GO NOW.

  • Veronica:

    AM LIFE. NO. U.

  • Me:

    AM SUCK. U AM SUCK. ALSO U SUCKA BOYS.

  • Veronica:

    AM SUCK ZE DICK. U AM SUCK ZE DICK TOO. U GO NAO.

  • Me:

    OMG TWINZ. WE BOTH STAYS OR BOTH GOES. WE IS TWINS. THEREFORE U AND ME IS LIFE.

  • Veronica:

    O. RLLY.

  • Me:

    YES.

  • Veronica:

    ?!?!?!

  • Me:

    THIS IS TRUFS.

  • Veronica:

    DEN U NO GO. NO GO LYFE. NO GO.

  • Me:

    STAY. I STAYS.

  • Veronica:

    LIFE STAY.

  • Me:

    YAY STAY

  • Me:

    jesus fucking christ what is wrong with us